Happy 4th America...
I can't tell you how many dumb ass records i have like the one here. I can not resist buying anything off kilter like this shit. I mean just look at these old hags. I bet they were old they day they were born. Funny thing is if you close your eyes while listening you can almost imagine the singing to be done by buxom blonde bombshells in German oompa outfits with some real mini shorts. Kinda strange these old bats singing about beer as by the tightness in their lips it don't look like anything but holy water passed through their gullets, but i've been wrong before maybe they were horny lushes that gulped down more than just beer...?
and that is why i am going to hell... what the fuck, there is no beer in heaven anyway...
Drink up, Drink up, it's later than you think....
Transcendental Sisters of St. Francis - Lenny Rich - In Heaven There Is No Beer
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Thank you for this important public service, Devil Dick--there's little danger of me ending up in heaven, but I'll just have to ramp up the bad behavior to make SURE I end up in Hell. I'm assuming the taps flow freely there.
I am afraid of nuns.
Donna, I've had nuns as teachers at both primary and secundary school and I can assure you that you have reason to.
One of them taught biology and hearing her say "sexual intercourse" made you think she meant something utterly horrifying.
She censored the slideshow on human procreation and of course we went through great length to obtain the 3 missing pictures from her drawer and we were so disappointed when we found them: drawings of two see-through creatures remotely resembling humans, doing something remotely resembling sex.
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